Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me
(sung to the tune Charlie Brown by The Coasters 1959)
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
Brendan Ryan, Brendan Ryan
He’s a tryin’, that Brendan Ryan
He’s gonna get traded
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
That’s him on the field
Playing with the laser shield
Listenin’ to headphones on his Sony
Trying to hide them from Sir Tony
Brendan Ryan, Brendan Ryan
He’s a tryin’, that Brendan Ryan
He’s gonna get traded
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
Who’s always leaving his glove on the wall
Who’s always forgetting sunglasses in the hall
Who’s always throwing spit balls
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you
Who walks in the clubhouse, cool and slow
Who calls the manager , Bossy Daddy-O
Brendan Ryan, Brendan Ryan
He’s a tryin, that Brendan Ryan
He got himself traded
That’s for darn sure.
He’s gonna get a gold glove
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
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Brendan will be missed in St Louis but many believe he created most of his own problems.
